“but there are some cops that show up and they’re like ‘I know your meter literally just expired but I’m gonna give you a ticket because I need something to jerk off to tonight because god knows my wife’s not gonna do it for me.’”
— Griffin McElroy, really just exploring all my opinions on cops out loud
“For generalized anxiety disorder, an increased muscular tonus in comparison to non-anxious persons has been found“ good news we’re all yolked as hell
sadly this is not because we’re constantly clenching our muscles, they actually say its because we’re all trembling 24/7 which is objectively way funnier….
Like chihuahua.
bruuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh…. that’s why I lose weight doing nothing… my back is hella yoked. it’s like a fucking rock. i hate it
Anyone else immediately notice the sun’s path of light is curved and how the moon SHOULDN’T be going the opposite direction of the sun because then you’d never be able to explain lunar cycles?
My favorite thing about flat earth theory is that they have an answer to everything that says the earth isn’t flat, but if you put more than three of those answers together, they cancel each other out
another problem is that this doesn’t explain the fact that the sun is always visible in Antarctica during its summer months. This diagram of the sun seems to imply that Antarctica sometimes has 24/7 nights, but never 24/7 days.
It’s been observed having 24/7 days.
Here I was, a damn fool, looking for pro-Flat Earth sources that I thought would at least make me consider the possibility. I go to their website and realize the average person is dumber than I anticipated.
might fuck around and read a 500 page physical published book in one sitting like it’s 2006 and I’m being bullied in middle school so I take refuge in the library and inhale books at a frightening speed that I have not been able to replicate since
Damn op you didn’t need to just kill everyone who grew up with undiagnosed ADHD like that.
